Squeaker V.1

My followers in the west will know that I once learnt Guthic languages when I was around eleven! My sister requested I begin intensely studying it once again so I can attend the Galavarian Ball! I am thrilled for the invitation, and look forward to seeing the sights of Varbrook for the first time! Join me on stream tonight to help me relearn Guthic!

'ate libruls
'ate the sun
'ate me vegetables
'ate guths (not racis just don't like em)

luv me rugby
luv me pub
luv me ngubu
luv me greggjas
luv me kaneradorika

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SIMPLE AS

The world truly falls more to chaos each day. Borland is clownland. No sane man should allow their wives or children to fall within Borlish borders. The world must respond with strong, punitive action to police the Borlish people. Stand with the Great Zhi, and see success. Stand with Gullandic fools, and see your streets bombed constantly.

Life is only worth living because it can end at any moment. We know this is true, yet it is still painful when loved ones depart. My deepest sympathies for those killed in Borland, and the people so desperately recovering from the devastating war. I hope to visit Borland as soon as the government allows!