Squeaker V.1

Has the quality in Kanime dropped this season? It sure does seem disappointing compared to the last few seasons.

I am proud to announce that the first phase of the Mýri Island Light Rail Project is nearing completion, with the A, B, C, D, and E Lines scheduled to open next month. Phase II will connect the railway line with Kónkordia's Glæsilegur Railway Station, and ultimately continue to connect most Mýri Island neighborhoods at a more intimate level than the longer distance Brautarhólmur Metro serves.

Just let me drive already.... Im almost 12 years old and you clowns refuse to let me get behind the wheel becuz im "too young" or something dumb like that. Outrageous       IF IM TO YOUNG UR TO OLD    

@Freyja_Kristjánsdóttir
I saw you walk into a wall the other day because you were too busy on your phone. You want to drive?

@Viktoria_Kristjánsdóttir
Ok boomer      

@Freyja_Kristjánsdóttir
Boomer? You're only 10 years younger than me nerd.

Beautiful sunset here in #PaNui. A shame @Viktoria_Kristjánsdóttir chickened out and decided not to come. She's missing out.

@Lilija_Kristjánsdóttir
Why travel across the globe when I can enjoy one of our lovely beaches at home?  

@Viktoria_Kristjánsdóttir

Hey that's great! Now swim in that

Oh, and I don't have to worry about getting mauled by a walrus here in Pa Nui.

@Lilija_Kristjánsdóttir
Ok, so like how big are your boobs exactly?

@Dr._Gigachad_PhD
Idk... why don't you find out  

Salam, anyone know any good restaurants here in Föhrenoog? Me and the guys aren’t looking for something too fancy, y’know? It is my first time in the downtown, lol.

PS, it better be halal or I’m blocking you.

The Brautarhólmur J Line will be delayed due to a track fire within the Harrø portion of the route. As a reminder to passengers, please do not throw rubbish onto the tracks, and instead dispose of it in the appropriate receptacles. Littering increases the likelihood of a fire along the tracks, causing further delays. Thank you.

@Keid_cak_thxngfa_si_khaw
Restaurants? I remember their being a good sausage place last time I went to Føhrenoog. No idea whether its halal or not I'd check into that.

@Katrín_Valursdóttir
Thank you very much, kind lady. I hope it is beef sausages for obvious reasons, wait. . . do sausages even come in other meats than just pork and beef?

@Keid_cak_thxngfa_si_khaw
Hell if I know. Have no clue what the krauts put in their sausages and frankly don't want to know. It's delicious, and goes well with a glass of milk.

@Katrín_Valursdóttir
Fair enough. Do you know the name of restaurant? I think I am just gonna walk there and ask them myself.

Today is the start of the Family Festival, started during the Early Zhi, the Family Festival is a celebration of family, fertility and long life. The Celestial Parliament wishes all Michise happiness, be you in the homeland, or abroad.

Join us at the Wallern Center in Heerlandt, March 22nd through 29th to be wowed by the Delights of Music. Tickets Going Fast! Purchase tickets at www.internationaldelight.tickets.com

The State of Children in today's society is apaling. They're out hear listining to "Hevy Metal Music" and shooting off guns. Back in my day, we listend to good old Rock and Roll! This Music Festival is a sham and shouldn't be alowed. it's filing our kids with the desire to debauch and be imorrel! This needs to be shut down. We should keep our kids safe.

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Salam Alaikum rahmatullahi barakatuh. How can you tell if a boy likes you?

Forgot I took this pic of @Viktoria_Kristjánsdóttir vibin on the beach in Kokemäki.

@Lilija_Kristjánsdóttir
You said you weren't going to post that picture!   

@Kảlị_Leụ̄xk_doy_phracêā
Slap him in the back of the head. If he still talks to you, he likes you.