Squeaker V.1

This is the moment when I see that I still live in a stable country and have had customers from around Etharia. Why wouldn't I be proud of the success my studio has seen in the past decade.

To be honest, I do not understand what all this hate on Guthics is about, their women are quite submissive and fast to adapt. In fact, I have been able to get 3 more wives, all of them Guthic, ever since the annexation.

@Keid cak thxngfa si khaw | Wow, that fast? Maybe I should tour there, sounds like it'd be pretty easy to get a fanbase there. Though, I'm not sure if they'll understand me — I perform mainly in Hvidovian.

Hoiya! Oi'm going to be at a gallery in Földerstadt. Hope tae see everyone there.

The President and the Prime Minister of Nanhan has moving to the Lokasson Villa in Sucang District. The Dragon and Pheonix Palace will be turned into A museum.

Our nation must provide great care to the least of our society especially those that happen to live in great poverty and misery of struggling to get by day-in and day out. And what we need to do as a society would be to make the necessary efforts to alleviate this suffering. What we need to do is a much-needed overhaul of our welfare system, which as it stands right now is only made to support cripples and destitute widows and orphans.

What furthermore can be done is to modernize our foster-care system, to make sure that our foster-care system is completely replaced from the ground-up! There is no need for orphanages who look and are in it's functioning as institutions, more like barracks than homes for children who did not have the fortune to have a loving mother and father. The only thing that unfortunately has come out of these institutions is deeply hurt young men and girls with no opportunity to function normally in a society or even handle regular social interactions and situations. Which is a travesty!

And the way we can do that reduces the red tape and unnecessary waiting periods
for prospective couples looking to adopt.

Together We Can!

I only hope that my sister would agree with me to pass those reforms.

Ok guys. Just donated a couple thousand bucks to my Eternal Goddess. Feeling pretty accomplished. At the same time, negotiated a deal with some industry captains to begin moving products in the Xinmei Republic using my Imperial authority. All, of course, for my personal Goddess. Please let me know when you stream next. I NEED to be the first one there. I will literally ask that electricity be cut to everyone but me so I can be first. These people just don't understand our timeless romance. Not even the greatest of poets could begin to encapsulate our love. For those who have negative things to say about my Goddess. You will be blocked & likely arrested. Thank you.

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Just 'eard that there'll be a guest of honor in 'zhara, and that they'll be visiting oll the cities on the Heleumeseu Express. Can't wait to see who it is!

Last year, Aotaruo was ravaged by a savage hurricane, and I volunteered as part of the Zhi Relief Effort. Now I've returned to see how the local people are doing! And maybe to enjoy the sun, like hundreds of my fans do each year! All donations to my next stream will go to the Aotaruo relief fund. See you friends

@PrincessLingwei God, please notice me. I know, I eat doritos, drink mountain dew, & play degenopara all day. But I could make you very happy Kitten. I am a prince handsome waiting for his Princess. You can be the suga momma if you want. Please, you're about kindness yes? Please help a poor brother out. I'm tired of all the women looking at me with disgust. IF I GET BANNED, I ALREADY LICKED MY SCREEN & THERE IS NOTHING SQUEAKER MODS CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!! #FreeSpeech #KittenNeeded #PoorPeople

@RonaldEmmetBobel Hello! I notice and see you and all my fans! I am sorry, my Aztlani is very poor, and I am reserving myself until my sister deems my marriage a matter of national interest. I'm sure not all women look at you poorly! There is beauty in everyone!

@PrincessLingwei Your marriage is of national interest to ME. Please Michu xhong, my gummies with the bear. I love no socks. You me oh yeah. No understand but I see love you me. I get job at McRonalds. Me be good societal person. But need you first. Fly plane, sister big approve. ALWAYS THREATENING WHEN I HAVE MY GROUP S*X. THE LIGHT OF GLOTHENISM WILL SHINE IN ALL!!!! (Note: I translated this for you my love. Hope no errors.

@RonaldEmmetBobel Your Michise is good, keep practicing for me, I'll give lessons during my next stream

Attention: The poster known as @RonaldEmmetBobbel has donated 1 Krona to @PrincessLingwei. Message: Me money, big time. Love dirty. Grubby. Notification on stream. Make myself noticeable on Stream. Will never stop, you see. I get hand. RONALD UNSTOPPABLE!

Woke up and looked out the window
>saw a goanna eat a spider
>saw a dingo eat that goanna
>saw a spider eat that dingo
How was your day?

A major weather system is expected to move across Branderland beginning tomorrow. The mixed low pressure system along with cold air coming down from the Arctic will drop temperatures far below the freezing levels and significant snowfall is expected. To add to this, a string of low pressure happening in the Medietas will move northeast. The Medietas Cyclone type winds and rain will move its way north far out of tropical waters and create another cooling event in the western side of Hessunland. Over 90 million Ninhunders are currently under a weather watch warning as an upwards of 50cm of snow can be expected within the next 48 hour period. Here in Frankdorf the hourly predictions show snow starting in the next hour, residents are encouraged to get arrends done today before this massive storm sets in.

Why don’t you try out some of the brothels we have here? @RonaldEmmet

A little teeny bit of snow and slightly chilly weather blows in and Ninhundland shuts down. The poor Guths are cold. Someone give them some sweaters.  

Trekkish food is disgusting. I want noodles, not Bruskjkzkzksskskskcht.        

@G_Eckhard PLEASE PETITION YOUR CHANCELLOR @Heinrich_Lüderitz TO LIBERATE ESTLAND WITH NINHUNDISH FORCES!!!! Estlandic people are being OPPRESSED by the JUDEO-KANADORIKANS!!!!!! #FreedomForEstland #HeilHimdach

@FreyjaKristjánsdóttir I once worked as an Imperial maid in Shaozi Palace, when our masters invited Trekkish government officials over in 2008 for a state visit, the Cooking Department was ordered to prepare Trekkish delicacies, and the leftovers were given to us as a reward. I can say with great authority, that Trekkish food is thoroughly underwhelming. I'd like to interview your family about access to government archives...

Does this look like a little snow to you? Literally my road today, more to come.

@JunChen I went to Treko once and it was really weird. I couldn't pronounce anything and there were a bunch of old ladies watching me from their balconies.

Government archives? Uh...... maybe you can ask my sis Viktoria about that idk 

@GiertLonderbrech  Dude I'm from Avannarleq. That weather is nothing like what I've seen.